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Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
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People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.
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I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.
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I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
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Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
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I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.
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It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.
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I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
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It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
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