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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.
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It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.
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My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.
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Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
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Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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