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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.
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Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
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In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.
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I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
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