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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
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She can't say no if she's unconscious.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.
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I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
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People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
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Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.
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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
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I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
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People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
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