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If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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