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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
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When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.
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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.
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She can't say no if she's unconscious.
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I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
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I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
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When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.
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Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.
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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
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