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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
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Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.
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If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
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Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
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If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
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It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
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My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.
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I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
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I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
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Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
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