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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
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You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
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I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
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