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Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
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I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'
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Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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