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My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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