Quote

My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

Zach Braff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Mind
Millions
Doctors
Age
Inspired
Actors
Minds
Masterpieces
Jobs
Directors
Masterpiece
Film
Generations
Opened
Become
Actor
Produced
School
Writer
Ages
Children
Taught
Director

More quotes by Zach Braff

Image
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
Zach Braff
Image
Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
Zach Braff
Image
I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.
Zach Braff
Image
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
Zach Braff
Image
I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
Zach Braff
Image
If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
Zach Braff
Image
It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
Zach Braff
Image
I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.
Zach Braff
Image
I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.
Zach Braff
Image
You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.
Zach Braff
Image
I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?
Zach Braff
Image
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach Braff
Image
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
Zach Braff
Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.
Zach Braff
Image
Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
Zach Braff
Image
At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.
Zach Braff
Image
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
Zach Braff
Image
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
Zach Braff
Image
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
Zach Braff
Image
If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
Zach Braff