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To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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