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I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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