Quote

I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.

Zach Braff

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Called
Maybe
Whatever
Use
Jews
Book
Jew
Think
Scripts
Thinking
Significant
Like
Bible

More quotes by Zach Braff

Image
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
Zach Braff
Image
I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
Zach Braff
Image
It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.
Zach Braff
Image
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach Braff
Image
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
Zach Braff
Image
I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.
Zach Braff
Image
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Zach Braff
Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.
Zach Braff
Image
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.
Zach Braff
Image
People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
Zach Braff
Image
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
Zach Braff
Image
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
Zach Braff
Image
Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
Zach Braff
Image
Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
Zach Braff
Image
I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
Zach Braff
Image
I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
Zach Braff
Image
I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.
Zach Braff
Image
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
Zach Braff
Image
Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
Zach Braff
Image
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.
Zach Braff