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I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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