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People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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