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Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.
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Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
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I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.
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The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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I think I suffer from some mild depression.
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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
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People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.
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It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'
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I know every politician spins the truth a little.
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