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Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
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I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
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I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.
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I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
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The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.
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I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
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After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
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It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
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When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
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I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
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