Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
Zach Braff
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
Mean
Read
Marvel
Always
Character
Preferred
Men
Reason
Cast
Like
Better
Casts
People
Look
Relate
Firsts
Characters
Wolverine
Looks
Player
Scrubs
First
Bits
Ensemble
More quotes by Zach Braff
I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.
Zach Braff
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
Zach Braff
I blame Walt Disney well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?
Zach Braff
Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?
Zach Braff
I never looked at bread the same way again
Zach Braff
I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
Zach Braff
I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
Zach Braff
When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.
Zach Braff
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
Zach Braff
My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.
Zach Braff
I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.
Zach Braff
I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
Zach Braff
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We're the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don't see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.
Zach Braff
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Zach Braff
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Zach Braff
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
Zach Braff
At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.
Zach Braff
I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
Zach Braff
Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
Zach Braff
I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever
Zach Braff