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I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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