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The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
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I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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