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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
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When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.
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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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I think I suffer from some mild depression.
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Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.
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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
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I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.
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At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter
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It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.
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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
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