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Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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I really like just super dry comedy.
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Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.
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There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
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It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
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You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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