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Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
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Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
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I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
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I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.
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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
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If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
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If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
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Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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