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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
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Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
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