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Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
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Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.
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I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.
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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.
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The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.
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Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
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I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
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