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Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
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I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
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When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?
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I'm a busy guy I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.
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Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing
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I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.
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I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
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People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.
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I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.
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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?
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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
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People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.
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I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
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