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Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.
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It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.
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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
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I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
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I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
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In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.
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I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
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It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.
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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
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People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.
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One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
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Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
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