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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
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