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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
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Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
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I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.
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One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.
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Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
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There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.
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It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?
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People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.
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Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
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People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
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It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.
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