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Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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