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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.
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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
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Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.
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It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful
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I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.
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It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
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I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
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I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
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Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing
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I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
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Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
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If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
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Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
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