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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
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The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.
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It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
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Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
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For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?
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It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.
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The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful
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