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So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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