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Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
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I know every politician spins the truth a little.
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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?
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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
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