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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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