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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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Zachary Israel Braff
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
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