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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.
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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.
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Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.
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I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.
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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
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It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
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I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?
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I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
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That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
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I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.
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