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I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
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Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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