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My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
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I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?
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Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.
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There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
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At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.
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I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
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It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
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Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.
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I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
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I never looked at bread the same way again
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People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
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It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
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I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.
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