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My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
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It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
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Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
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The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.
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The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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