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That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'
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I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
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Hitler was about population control.
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I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We're the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don't see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.
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