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If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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