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What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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