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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.
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It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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