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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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Zachary Israel Braff
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