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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

Zach Braff

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?
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You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.
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I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.
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I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.
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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
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I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.
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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
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Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to myself 'that was good...but was it Zach Braff good?' Lets just say things have been looking pretty Zach Braff so far.
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I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.
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Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
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Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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