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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
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I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.
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I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
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I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.
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When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.
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You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.
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Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.
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I know every politician spins the truth a little.
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I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly Scrubs guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.
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I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
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I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
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People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?
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Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.
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Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
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