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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
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Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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