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When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

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Zach Anner
Age: 40
Born: 1984
Born: November 17
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