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When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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