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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Stupidity
God
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Women
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You can tell a lot just by looking at it.
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It gets late early out there.
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I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.
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I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself.
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In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
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I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.
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