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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.
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Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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Swing at the strikes.
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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What a house - nothin' but rooms!
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Yeah? For what paper?
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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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Little things are big.
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
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