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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
People
Stupidity
God
Married
Women

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Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
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It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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I didn't say the things I said.
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Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
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The only color I don't have is navy brown.
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What a house - nothin' but rooms!
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The future isn't what is used to be.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: Thank you for making this day necessary.
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