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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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More quotes by Yogi Berra
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
Yogi Berra
Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
Yogi Berra
I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
Yogi Berra
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
Yogi Berra
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
Yogi Berra
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
Yogi Berra
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.
Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra
Doing the little things can make a big difference.
Yogi Berra
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
Yogi Berra
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.
Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
Yogi Berra
The future isn't what is used to be.
Yogi Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi Berra