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What the hell is wrong with him now?
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Yankees
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
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I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.
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Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself.
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I don't mean to be funny.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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