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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Funny
Mean

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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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I didn't say the things I said.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.
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I guess I've got a smart wife.
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If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
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Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
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The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
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I didn't know much about golf growing up.
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