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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Funny
Mean

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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
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Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
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Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
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I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
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Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.
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On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
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What the hell is wrong with him now?
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